Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.
Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?
by Murica Michelle February 06, 2017
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dogged it

I've dogged it at work, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get laid off.
by Murica Michelle June 28, 2008
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Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.
Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.
by Murica Michelle November 07, 2015
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toyota

A Japanese automobile manufacturer which produces reliable, high-quality, fuel-efficient, but boring cars. In concert with Honda, it helped to bring about the long decline in the fortunes of the Big 3 Detroit manufacturers, due to it's superior quality and reliability. However, now that the Big 3 manufacturers have largely caught up in terms of reliability, Toyota and Honda's purpose has been served. American cars will eventually re-take their rightful spot atop the automobile manufacturing hierarchy, due to their ability to develop appealing cars. No Japanese car company has been able to come up with a hot car like the Camaro, Mustang, Corvette or Viper. Japanese companies do not have the creativity that American companies do, and therefore, will never take market leadership for long.
by Murica Michelle September 29, 2007
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Resting Bitch Voice

Resting bitch voice: "the voice equivalent of resting bitch face, where a nice person's tone of voice comes off unintentionally as if they're angry. The tone of voice can come off this way even if the nice person is saying nice things, it is all about tone of voice. Just as a person with rbf can be perfectly content and kind, so can a person with rbv. Rbv is most often apparent when a person is speaking emphatically, but can be apparent regardless of what the person is saying.
Cathy why do you sound so angry?

Cathy: I'm not angry at all.

Cal: She's not angry, she just has resting Bitch voice.
by Murica Michelle July 21, 2019
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bunged up

Constipated, unable to take a shit. A bunghole is your asshole.
I ate an extra-large meatlover's pizza and a pound of chicken wings yesterday, and today, I'm real bunged up.
by Murica Michelle February 04, 2007
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man crush

Respect, admiration and idolization of another man. Non-sexual. Celebrities, athletes and rock stars are often the object of the man crush.

You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.

Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:

1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.
I have a man crush on Sidney Crosby. I would likely sell my soul to be him and if he wanted to nail my girlfriend, I'd compliment him on his awesomeness and excuse myself.
by Murica Michelle January 04, 2008
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