Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

ZBS

(Pseudo) Abbreviation, coined in RuNet, derived from the Russian word "zeyebis", which broadly means "really fucking good".

- Do you like my new haircut?
- ZBS
- ?
- Really fucking good!!!

by Murdoc Kylburne January 27, 2020

yes...leeba

A tricky way of saying NO which sounds like agreement at the very start. Derived from the Russian phrase meaning "If only" or "I wish I could". It should be pronounced as a firm YES with addition of "leeba" after a short pause (to gain an emphatic effect you can even prolong the S sound and then add the ending without a pause).

- Hey dude, don't swim here, it's dangerous! Do you understand me? Do you speak English?
- Yes...leeba

by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2017

Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.

by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

Whorida

1. a whore from Florida
2. another way of calling Florida state (apparently, full of whores)
3. a horrid-looking whore from Florida

1. Look at that slut! Judging by her clothing she's from Florida. So we can call her Whorida:)
2. I feel so horny, so I navigate my megayacht to Whorida to get drunk & laid!
3. The girl from Florida I befriended in Facebook yesterday turned out to be such a whorida!!!

by Murdoc Kylburne September 2, 2012

perfucktionist

A softer version of a perfectionist who does not give a fuck if no one appreciates what they have just made. Moreover, a perfucktionist will tell you to go fuck yourself if you start criticising their work. A perfucktionist knows what they have made is just perfect and fuck all those who disagree.

Save your breath and don't criticise John's painting. He's a perfucktionist, so all your efforts will be wasted.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 13, 2018

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

bubblonomics

The right way to describe the modern state of the world's global economy. The final state of its decay. The economy which stopped producing goods and services for people, but became the most sophisticated device of making money out of money, making the rich way more fewer & richer while multiplying poverty. The term reminds us of bubbles which are constantly produced at stock exchange markets to bring the world again to the brink of the next global crisis.

We need to start studying bubblonomics at school to be prepared for survival in a permanent global economic crisis.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 15, 2021