riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

ride a white horse

To sniff cocaine

She went to ride a white horse, don't wait up.

by Le_ska July 11, 2008

Ride the white horse

Horse is heroin. Those who ride the white horse are regular users, addicts, otherwise they'd be "chipping." Not to be confused with "ride the pale horse" and "ride the white pony."

At some point every drug user, destitute and desperate, resorts to the cheapest accessible high. When you wonder what appeal heroin has, it is that it fills this niche. It winds up being the last alternative too, because when you ride the white horse, so often you subsequently die.

by LLCisyouandme September 12, 2014

Ride the White Horse

Korean slang meaning to Fuck a white woman

Clayton 'What did you do last night Jeffery?"

Jeffery "I Ride the White Horse"

Clayton "Fo Sho"

by Rollme One Kenobi March 9, 2011

Ride the white horse

Slang in Korea referring to sex with a white woman

Jihoon: man I would love to ride the white horse.
Kim: me too

by \\\\\mina July 18, 2021

Ride the White Horse

Using a Pad or Tampon during menstruation.

"No sex tonight, She's riding the white horse." "Ride the White horse"

by HASiJ2 September 29, 2017