Definitions by Mulleted Hessian!

silver dollar nipples

a pair possessed ONLY by Sturm Brightblade!

HotL Crew: Sturm then ordered...
...an MJ cologne-milkshake...
...it soothed his...
Sturms Mustache: Silver dollar nipples!

silver dollar nipples by Mulleted Hessian! October 30, 2003

dancing mad

The longest song I've EVER heard. It's awesome though.

I was Dancing Mad from 6/9-9/11!
Wait,that's something different...

dancing mad by Mulleted Hessian! October 16, 2003

Prince of Butts

Bobby Trendy

Dude,I watched Anna Nicole last night,and that flamer Bobby Trendy was on it.
Yeah,he's gay!

Prince of Butts by Mulleted Hessian! October 16, 2003

We Drink Ritalin

The best flash video ever. Features Alex Chiu,Adolf Hitler,Hello Kitty,Black Mage,and more!!!

Mama was burning a hole in my aunt...please let me down to HOLD THE KETCHUP
Eeiiight tequilas to feel up my lice...SUUUBMARINE burning in hell!

We Drink Ritalin by Mulleted Hessian! October 16, 2003

Robot Jones

A horrific show on Cartoon Network. I thought all was well and it went to hell after Billy and Mandy got more votes,but they brought it back. The worst part is the animation (or lack thereof)

I thought Robot Jones was bad,but then CN put Hamtaro on..

Robot Jones by Mulleted Hessian! October 15, 2003