ARTs and CRAFTs night

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.

See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T

"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."

by Muggus November 26, 2003

Drift Merchant

Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.

"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"

by Muggus December 12, 2003

A.R.T

Stands for Absolutely Rooted Time. Usually refering to a night that one regrets the next morning.

"How was your night mate? Oh it was a work of ART!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

C.R.A.F.T

Short for Can't Remember A Fuckin Thing. Usually used as an expression to describe your previous night of binging.

"So how was last night mate? Dunno, I had a CRAFT night!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

'Strain

1. Short for Australian.
2. The common slang language used by most working class Australians.

"1. I am, you are, we are 'Strain."
"2. I'm no good at English, but I can speak good 'Strain mate."

by Muggus November 26, 2003

Property of Ones

A very important and benefitial rule for drinking beverages of a beer related nature devised by the great and wise Strong Bad.
It stands for the fact that a cold one's quality degrades with a rise in temperature, thus making it less of a cold one, and no longer drinkable.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- This rule does not apply in countries where room temperature ones are enjoyed.
- Under the right circumstances, a cool one, can be quite refreshing also.

"A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All" - Strong Bad

by Muggus December 06, 2003

Whatcunt

1. exclamation. Usually yelled at a mate when you want them to repeat or rephrase what they just said, particularly if it was provocative
2. question. What one says when they finally get a female into the sack to find out that she isn't what she seems.

"1. So I how's that fat chick you got with last night mate? WHATCUNT!?"
"2. WHATCUNT??? ARGH! SHE'S A DUDE!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003