Muffler man's definitions

Austin

Wears cowboy hats to funerals.

"Goddamit Austin, not again."

by Muffler man January 23, 2019

Cheeter-Chotter

Another word for cheese stick.

"Yo, Danny, gimmie my cheeter-chotter back."

by Muffler man May 29, 2019

91

Term for a very old person.

"Excuse me ma'am, are you 91?"

by Muffler man January 24, 2019

School Property

Another term for sperm.

"Elizabeth and Daniel are both in the bathroom alone. Do you know what that means?"
"School property. School property everywhere."

by Muffler man February 12, 2019

7

The number that 8 9.

"Why was 6 scared of 7?"

"I dunno."

"Cuz 7 8 9!"

by Muffler man March 7, 2020

Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

by Muffler man January 24, 2019

Don't yeet yourself

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---

"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"

by Muffler man May 13, 2019