7

The number that 8 9.

"Why was 6 scared of 7?"

"I dunno."

"Cuz 7 8 9!"

by Muffler man March 07, 2020

91

Term for a very old person.

"Excuse me ma'am, are you 91?"

by Muffler man January 25, 2019

Don't yeet yourself

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---

"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"

by Muffler man May 14, 2019

Wacky Hand

A dance where you extend your arms out not so much, turn your hands sideways and your palms face you, then move it up and down, one hand going up, the other hand going down.

"Bro, wanna do the wacky hand with me?"
"Duuuude the wacky hand is like s o o o radical."

by Muffler man January 25, 2019

Austin

Wears cowboy hats to funerals.

"Goddamit Austin, not again."

by Muffler man January 24, 2019

67th grade camp

A camp for very old people. Like 91 year olds.

"Honeyy I'm off to 67th grade camp."

"That's great, Bernard. Don't break a hip."

by Muffler man March 07, 2020

Muffler man

Single mafia.

"Oh my god. Are you the muffler man?"

by Muffler man January 25, 2019