Ms. Unformation's definitions

Bulldoucher

𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿
/bʊl:du ʃə/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

a douchebag that admits it has a bulldozer approach, but claims they are committed to changing - an assertion that is likely more bullsh!t.

#Auspol #ScottyTheCompletePsycho #ScottyTheBulldozer

"I know (that) Australians know I can be a bit of a bulldozer when it comes to issues," - Scott Morrison, May 13th 2022

"More like a fucking bulldoucher approach, you feckless gobshite!" - The rest of Australia, shortly thereafter.

by Ms. Unformation May 13, 2022

Megalomanchild

megalomanchild
/mɛɡələˈmeɪntʃʌɪld/

noun

an immature man who has an obsessive desire for power.

"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it." - Boris Johnson

"Spoken like a true megalomanchild." - Pretty much everyone not brainwashed by his Brexit bullshit.

by Ms. Unformation January 15, 2022

Putinani

Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.

"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.

"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.

by Ms. Unformation February 27, 2022

Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.

"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."

by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025

Flaccidiot

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023

felonthropy

felonthropy
/ˈfel.ən.θrə.pi/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

the desire to promote the self-imterest of others, namely felons, expressed especially by the misguided donation of money to bad causes.

"he acquired a considerable fortune through grifting and preying on the felonthropy of his worshippers"

by Ms. Unformation June 9, 2024

Phlegmbryo

Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/

noun

the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.

That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒

by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023