Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
by Ms. Unformation May 07, 2022
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Putinani

Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.

"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation February 28, 2022
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Dickheadtator

Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation April 13, 2020
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Trumpon

/ˈtrʌmpɒn/
noun

A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.
The President is about ready for his daily manstration. Better go fetch his trumpons.
by Ms. Unformation May 28, 2020
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Putonic

Putonic or Putinic
/pʊˈtɒnɪk/ /pʊˈtɪnɪk/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

a relationship in which there is no romance or sex, but one side is definitely getting fucked.
"Donald Trump will ensure that the relationship between Russia and Ukraine becomes Putonic. They'll always be close, but Ukraine will be the side that gets fucked over."
by Ms. Unformation February 12, 2025
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incelligentsia

incelligentsia
/ɪnˌsel.əˈdʒent.si.ə/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

incels or other highly deprived keyboard warriors, as a group, especially when regarded as attempting masculinity for political influence. Predominately male.
"a healthy distrust of the icelligentsia and their Chan learnings"

"Tim Pool is a patron saint of the incelligentsia"
by Ms. Unformation April 23, 2025
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Phlegmbryo

Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/

noun

the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.
That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒
by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023
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