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Bulldoucher

𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿
/bʊl:du ʃə/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

a douchebag that admits it has a bulldozer approach, but claims they are committed to changing - an assertion that is likely more bullsh!t.

#Auspol #ScottyTheCompletePsycho #ScottyTheBulldozer
"I know (that) Australians know I can be a bit of a bulldozer when it comes to issues," - Scott Morrison, May 13th 2022

"More like a fucking bulldoucher approach, you feckless gobshite!" - The rest of Australia, shortly thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation May 13, 2022
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Covidtose

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020
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Megalomanchild

megalomanchild
/mɛɡələˈmeɪntʃʌɪld/

noun

an immature man who has an obsessive desire for power.
"My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it." - Boris Johnson

"Spoken like a true megalomanchild." - Pretty much everyone not brainwashed by his Brexit bullshit.
by Ms. Unformation January 15, 2022
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analectual

analectual
/ˈeɪn(ə)ˈlɛktʃʊəl/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.
The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.
by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023
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Flaccidiot

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023
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cunt

cunt
/kʌnt/

noun

VULGAR SLANG

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin {Владимир Владимирович Путин}
What kind of cunt is such a war-mongering, narcissistic, hedonistic scumbag? ... oh wait - NVM.
by Ms. Unformation April 17, 2023
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Gerbilist

gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/

noun

a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022
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