12 definitions by Ms. Unformation
gerbilist
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/
noun
a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
/ˈdʒə bɪl'ɪst/
noun
a burrowing, snake-like creature who performs stenography for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or prepares news to be broadcast, spending much of its time stuck inside the anus of its superior.
The media is full of gerbilists - they spent so much time up Murdoch's ass that their view is permanently stained.
by Ms. Unformation May 7, 2022
Putinani
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.
"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation February 28, 2022
Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/
noun
the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/
noun
the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.
That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒
by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023
flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/
noun
a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
/ˈflasɪdɪət/
noun
a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)
- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"
"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."
by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023
covidtose
/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/
adjective
Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/
adjective
Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020
“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020
“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020
"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020
“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020
"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020