an extorter of women prostitutes
guy #1: I almost snagged a hooker for $22 dollars last night
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: a rugrat ran her off…
guy #2: gotcha
guy #2: what happened?
guy #1: a rugrat ran her off…
guy #2: gotcha
by Mrs Mrs Mrs October 29, 2021
When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 15, 2023
when you wax your va-jay-jay and get an std; usually the waxing probes you to everything except immunity.
1: “So what happened?”
2: “remember when I got laid two weeks ago?
1: “yeah?”
2: “I got herpes…”
1: “shouldn’t have swaxed!”
2: “remember when I got laid two weeks ago?
1: “yeah?”
2: “I got herpes…”
1: “shouldn’t have swaxed!”
by Mrs Mrs Mrs April 29, 2022
When a Hylic is politely trying to keep their thoughts private from a vocal psychic and requests and demands not to be objectives without permission.
Woman one: “Oh he’s nice!”
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.
Woman two: Don’t read please, I didn’t give you permission…
Man one ti Woman two: That wasn’t her giving me the compliment?
Woman two: no.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 05, 2022
short for Californian. A Californian whose fun, zesty and fresh! They know when the jig is up and take things less serious than a bag of boring Lay’s.
Dude1: Who’s the Funyun?
Dude2: Oh that’s just Jrek, he’s from Bakersfield, CA.
Dude3: Oh hey, I’m Jrek, wants some Funyuns?
Dudes: (all laugh together)
Dude2: Oh that’s just Jrek, he’s from Bakersfield, CA.
Dude3: Oh hey, I’m Jrek, wants some Funyuns?
Dudes: (all laugh together)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs January 25, 2022
When you are using hallucinogens to take advantage of a situation and use all technologies to make a quick and accumulated decision and simulation.
Winner: well, as I told you, when I was _____, I instantly understood that I needed to stop (but still thinking about it)
Audience: oh I see!
Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!
Audience: oh I see!
Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 15, 2023
A: hey psycho bitch!
B: what.
A: you know?
B: no
A: you got any drugs? Mushrooms?
B: what. No!
A: the other day you said you had psycho bitch!
B: I meant I had psycho bitch—fever!
A: what??
B: I didn’t know what I was saying, I wasn’t feeling well and I felt I was a bit crazy…
B: what.
A: you know?
B: no
A: you got any drugs? Mushrooms?
B: what. No!
A: the other day you said you had psycho bitch!
B: I meant I had psycho bitch—fever!
A: what??
B: I didn’t know what I was saying, I wasn’t feeling well and I felt I was a bit crazy…
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 25, 2023