Definitions by Mrbobpants

Moose

That weird fuckin thing I see in the woods some times

Is that a moose

Moose by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Auto correct 

One of the worst things man has created
You are not safe from it

I leg intimately hate you auto correct

Auto correct by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

English 

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”

English by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Pfffft 

The sound it makes when I push someone into the trains path

Pfffft there they go

Pfffft by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Urban dictionary 

A despite of creativity and crude jokes

I wrote this on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Joe 

The person who stole my fucking muffin!

I will find you Joe

Joe by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Lucky liquid 

Any liquid you keep safe, just as a good luck charm

I think I’m gonna ace this test, I brought my lucky liquid

Lucky liquid by Mrbobpants April 3, 2022