Mr_Avacado_Man's definitions

Yote

The past tense way of saying "yeet".

yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway.

by Mr_Avacado_Man December 6, 2017

peer pressure dumb-ass

A person that will do almost anything just because one of his or her "friends" dares, or tells them to.

Hey bro, I dare you to punch the wall as hard as you can!
OK! (breaks hand)
Bro you're a peer pressure dumb-ass!

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

penile dissoperation

when you beat your meat so goddamn hard, that you have to take a break, or your dick will fall off.

I had penile dissoperation when I beat off 17 times in one hour.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

office freak

that one guy in the office that you can never actually catch beating off, but you know he's doing it in the cubicle next to you.

that damn office freak is always bringing in lotion, and tissues.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

office freaky

when you have some quick sloppy sex at the office, then act like nothing happened

Michelle and I had an office freaky yesterday in the bosses office.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

san marcos academy

The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.

bro San marcos academy is complete shit

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

Big Nigga

The god sworn to protect the earth form harm. he is our lord and savior and protects us from outer space. he hated dinosaurs though, so he let a meteoroid get by and kill them all, but he has sworn that he will not let this happen again. so with the big nigga watching over us, you should be able to sleep knowing that you are safe.

if the big nigga were not here, we would be dead.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017