MrZero's definitions

HOV

Human Occupied Vagina. Aka a pregnant lady.

I want to bang jen now that she has a hov, no fear of pregnancy!

by MrZero September 20, 2011

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 11, 2009

Victory lap

The lap that you drive around the area you just toked at to let all the smoke out of the windows. This action also claims the area as your smoking area for all to see.

-I saw you driving around my parking lot with smoke billiowing out your windows last night.

-Yea, I was driving my victory lap.

by MrZero March 18, 2011