Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010

Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.

person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Emo

a whiney, annoying, angsty, poser, who is from the suburbs and has a tough life because they either been grounded by their parents or they lost their i-pod. There is no difference between emo boys and girls, they both look and act the same. If you see an emo you should beat the fuck out off them and tell them tha they are just a rip-off of Goth.

Emo is the cancer that is killing

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Hannah Montana

a terrible, unfunny, lameass, suck show on Disney Channel that is about a 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever. She puts on a wig and everyone become retarded and can't reconize its the same 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever that is in their high school. She is accompanied by her totally retarded brother who I hate, and her idiot father who wrote a one hit wonder that isn't even good. The only good person on the show is the hot friend Lily.

Hannah Montana is really the Devil.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009