Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010

MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.

Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.

Black Metal is not music made by black people

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.

If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.

by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009