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Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Nu-Metal

what posers call music that is too "hardcore" to be rock, and too wussy to be called metal. It consists of rapping, turntables, and rich people who have tough lives. Their fans are suburban kids who shop at Hot Topic.
Person: Nu-Metal is the shit.

Person2: No, Nu-Metal IS shit.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Pop

a terrible brand of music where the singers only sing about failed relationships. The fans are 13 year old girls who are so stupid not to realize that the singers are too pretty to be turned down by a guy and that helps the girls relate to them. None of the pop artists write their own songs because they are way too stupid to pick up a pen and paper.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Emo

a whiney, annoying, angsty, poser, who is from the suburbs and has a tough life because they either been grounded by their parents or they lost their i-pod. There is no difference between emo boys and girls, they both look and act the same. If you see an emo you should beat the fuck out off them and tell them tha they are just a rip-off of Goth.
Emo is the cancer that is killing
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010
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Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.
Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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