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Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010
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MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.
Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.
person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Rocko's Modern Life

The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.
Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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