Mr. Zimpy's definitions
what posers call music that is too "hardcore" to be rock, and too wussy to be called metal. It consists of rapping, turntables, and rich people who have tough lives. Their fans are suburban kids who shop at Hot Topic.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the Nu-Metalmug. a terrible brand of music where the singers only sing about failed relationships. The fans are 13 year old girls who are so stupid not to realize that the singers are too pretty to be turned down by a guy and that helps the girls relate to them. None of the pop artists write their own songs because they are way too stupid to pick up a pen and paper.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the Popmug. Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.
Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!
Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the MIDLFmug. A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010
Get the Juggaletemug. The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the Black Metalmug. The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.
by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009
Get the ICarlymug. A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.
by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010
Get the Linkin Parkmug.