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Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.
person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
mugGet the Street Fightermug.

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.
If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.
by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009
mugGet the ICarlymug.

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.
Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer
by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009
mugGet the Slayermug.

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.
1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.
by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009
mugGet the Sarah Palinmug.

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
mugGet the Disney Channelmug.

My Chemical Romance

An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.
My Chemical Romance sounds like a subject you learn in science.
by Mr. Zimpy January 3, 2010
mugGet the My Chemical Romancemug.

User

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.
Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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