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by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the Death Metal mug.Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.
Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!
Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the MIDLF mug.A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.
by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010
Get the Hockey mug.I remember this show. It was a failed attempt by 40 year olds who live with their mothers to try and emulate cool. That cartoon was impossibly stupid, every character was annoying, the cool catchphrases were stupid (what the fuck is a shooby?), and I really wanted to murder that annoying twister kid, what a fucking retard.
by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009
Get the Rocket Power mug.a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.
Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!
Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?
Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.
Person2: I think she's using you.
Person: No she's not!
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Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?
Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.
Person2: I think she's using you.
Person: No she's not!
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by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the User mug.An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.
by Mr. Zimpy January 3, 2010
Get the My Chemical Romance mug.A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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