Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Nu-Metal

what posers call music that is too "hardcore" to be rock, and too wussy to be called metal. It consists of rapping, turntables, and rich people who have tough lives. Their fans are suburban kids who shop at Hot Topic.

Person: Nu-Metal is the shit.

Person2: No, Nu-Metal IS shit.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010

Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.

Death Metal is not Satanic.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.

Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.

Black Metal is not music made by black people

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009