Mr. Zimpy's definitions

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.

If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.

by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009

Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.

person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Linkin Park

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.

Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.

by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.

Black Metal is not music made by black people

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009