Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Republican

A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.

Person: I'm a Republican.

Person2: I hate you.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

Naked Brothers Band

A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.

The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.

person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

User

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.

Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009