Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Hockey

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010

Linkin Park

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.

Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.

by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.

If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.

by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009

Republican

A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.

Person: I'm a Republican.

Person2: I hate you.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.

person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009