Mr. Zimpy's definitions
a talk show which was originally a game show titled "Whose da Daddy?". Only features racial stereotypes who have untold amounts of sex with their entire neighborhood and can't find out who is the father of their badly named child. So instead of having any amount of dignity and privately going to a clinic, they embarass themselves on national television and have Maury proclaim that the deadbeat scumbag man is or is not the father. The woman runs to the back and cries, the scumbag dances on stage and Maury exploits these women for his own selfish gain. It is actually pretty entertaining to watch.
Maury: When it comes to 10 month old zudafitriashoshumba, Thuga you are not the father!
Thuga: I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA (dances)
Lafunda: (runs to the backstage, crying, camera does extreme closeup) OH MAW GAWD, I THOWTH YOU WAS THE DAD, OH MAW GAWD, OH GAWD!!! I NEVER HAD SEX WID ANYBODY, BUT THAT ONE OTHER BUSLOAD OF PEOPLE I DIDINT KNOW!!!
Maury: we'll help you find the father, on the MAURY SHOW.
Announcer: The maury show was paid for by the following.
Thuga: I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA (dances)
Lafunda: (runs to the backstage, crying, camera does extreme closeup) OH MAW GAWD, I THOWTH YOU WAS THE DAD, OH MAW GAWD, OH GAWD!!! I NEVER HAD SEX WID ANYBODY, BUT THAT ONE OTHER BUSLOAD OF PEOPLE I DIDINT KNOW!!!
Maury: we'll help you find the father, on the MAURY SHOW.
Announcer: The maury show was paid for by the following.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the Maury Showmug. The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.
Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
Get the Rocko's Modern Lifemug. A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
Get the Democratmug. An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
Get the Disney Channelmug. by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009
Get the Slayermug. An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.
by Mr. Zimpy January 3, 2010
Get the My Chemical Romancemug. a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.
Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!
Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?
Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.
Person2: I think she's using you.
Person: No she's not!
(user)
Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?
Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.
Person2: I think she's using you.
Person: No she's not!
(user)
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
Get the Usermug.