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Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Hannah Montana

a terrible, unfunny, lameass, suck show on Disney Channel that is about a 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever. She puts on a wig and everyone become retarded and can't reconize its the same 16 year old whore who can't sing or act and has the worst fake accent ever that is in their high school. She is accompanied by her totally retarded brother who I hate, and her idiot father who wrote a one hit wonder that isn't even good. The only good person on the show is the hot friend Lily.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Emo

a whiney, annoying, angsty, poser, who is from the suburbs and has a tough life because they either been grounded by their parents or they lost their i-pod. There is no difference between emo boys and girls, they both look and act the same. If you see an emo you should beat the fuck out off them and tell them tha they are just a rip-off of Goth.
Emo is the cancer that is killing
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
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Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.
Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer
by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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