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Deathcore

The second worst genre of music to insult Metal. (First being Metalcore) There is nothing original about this shitty music. It's just emocore trying to be grindcore but fails. Deathcore is a combination of Death Metal and Hardcore, but there is nothing good about it at all. Its insulting to Hardcore and Death Metal. Listened to by emofags.
Deathcore and Metalcore are bad music.
by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009
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MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.
Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
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Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.
Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer
by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009
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Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.
1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.
by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009
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User

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.
Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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My Chemical Romance

An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.
My Chemical Romance sounds like a subject you learn in science.
by Mr. Zimpy January 3, 2010
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