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Linkin Park

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.
Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.
by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010
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Juggalo

A white cracker fuckface who is a total insult to white people, they put on clown makeup to hide the fact that they are homosexuals and threaten to kill people with hatchets if they aren't "down for some ass sex with the clown". They should NOT under any circumstances be taken as a threat because their insults couldn't even intimidate a 5 year old, and if I was to see a bunch of clown fags running after me I would die laughing.
I hate the ICP, they are a lame band if I dare call them a band.

Juggalo Scum: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEST BAND EVER!!!! WHOO WHOO JUGGALO4LIFE!!!!

I grab the Juggalo by the throat and beat the holy fuck out of them.
by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010
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Hockey

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.
Hockey is pretty fun to watch.
by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010
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Rocket Power

I remember this show. It was a failed attempt by 40 year olds who live with their mothers to try and emulate cool. That cartoon was impossibly stupid, every character was annoying, the cool catchphrases were stupid (what the fuck is a shooby?), and I really wanted to murder that annoying twister kid, what a fucking retard.
by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009
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Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.
person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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