Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Juggalo

A white cracker fuckface who is a total insult to white people, they put on clown makeup to hide the fact that they are homosexuals and threaten to kill people with hatchets if they aren't "down for some ass sex with the clown". They should NOT under any circumstances be taken as a threat because their insults couldn't even intimidate a 5 year old, and if I was to see a bunch of clown fags running after me I would die laughing.

I hate the ICP, they are a lame band if I dare call them a band.

Juggalo Scum: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEST BAND EVER!!!! WHOO WHOO JUGGALO4LIFE!!!!

I grab the Juggalo by the throat and beat the holy fuck out of them.

by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010

User

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.

Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Rocket Power

I remember this show. It was a failed attempt by 40 year olds who live with their mothers to try and emulate cool. That cartoon was impossibly stupid, every character was annoying, the cool catchphrases were stupid (what the fuck is a shooby?), and I really wanted to murder that annoying twister kid, what a fucking retard.

Rocket Power sucked

by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009

Hockey

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010

Asian Girls

The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.

Asian Girls are hot.

by Mr. Zimpy January 14, 2010

Boy Band

A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.

Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Teeny Bopper

moronic pretten girls who love boy bands and terrible pop music. They should be grouped up and brutally murdered, cause they are responsible for killing music, and turning respectable girls into whores.

Teeny Boppers are worse than emo, no wait their both bad.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009