Definitions by Mr. Word Knower

Mr. Word Knower 

A total fucking genius with words.

Mr. Word Knower has brought new vocabulary to millions.

Mr. Word Knower by Mr. Word Knower July 22, 2011

Masturblacktion 

The process of muting a Rebecca Black YouTube video to be able to masturbate to it.

Father: "Son, I feel like we need to talk about something..." Son: "Dad I saw you doing some masturblacktion last night."
Father: "Don't tell your mother."

Masturblacktion by Mr. Word Knower July 22, 2011

Tony Heyward 

A total asshole who doesn't actually give a shit about any problems he has caused.

Boy 1: "I slept with your girlfriend."
Boy 2: "You're such a fucking Tony Heyward! Go to hell."
Boy 1: "I'm Sorrrry."
Boy 2: "Fuck off."

Tony Heyward by Mr. Word Knower November 1, 2010

epoemphany 

The moment when you finally realize that a poem actually has a significant meaning.

While reading "Acquainted with the Night" by Robert Frost, Jacob had an epoemphany and his understanding of the poem changed forever.

epoemphany by Mr. Word Knower November 1, 2010