A total asshole who doesn't actually give a shit about any problems he has caused.
Boy 1: "I slept with your girlfriend."
Boy 2: "You're such a fucking Tony Heyward! Go to hell."
Boy 1: "I'm Sorrrry."
Boy 2: "Fuck off."
A total fucking genius with words.
Mr. Word Knower has brought new vocabulary to millions.
The moment when you finally realize that a poem actually has a significant meaning.
While reading "Acquainted with the Night" by Robert Frost, Jacob had an epoemphany and his understanding of the poem changed forever.
The process of muting a Rebecca Black YouTube video to be able to masturbate to it.
Father: "Son, I feel like we need to talk about something..." Son: "Dad I saw you doing some masturblacktion last night."
Father: "Don't tell your mother."