Mr. Twinkieface's definitions

inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!

I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

sex hundred sexy sex

The funny devil number, but even funnier because it has the funny sex word in it.

Me: LOL sex hundred sexy sex!
Entire Class: Shut up.

by Mr. Twinkieface October 18, 2020

poopnis music

music related to butts

This meme's caption is just "poopnis music" and I am confused.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 18, 2020

salivanis

What the mouth should really be called.

They touched their salivanises together and kissed.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 19, 2020

snooicide

Posting something really risky on Reddit that you really want to post but that you know you'll get downvoted a lot or even banned for.

My friend committed snooicide about Minecraft: Caves & Cliffs last night.

by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2020

pull a Goku

to pat someone’s crotch to find out if they are a boy or a girl

That weirdo just tried to pull a Goku on me!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 11, 2021

Notistic

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021