Jesus Health Bar

The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”
Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”
by Mr. Twinkieface January 01, 2021
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hippochicken

A mysterious creature that lives in the Himalayas.
My cousin’s old Minecraft username was hippochicken.
by Mr. Twinkieface November 17, 2020
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sound Bible

To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.
Being understood should be much more important to you than trying to sound Bible.
by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021
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‘tistic

Short for autistic.
Used in a playful manner.
Please don’t use this word for someone who isn’t okay with it.
Lol, you’re so ‘tistic
‘Tistic moment
by Mr. Twinkieface January 01, 2021
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jodjizzit

The latest and hippest exclamation of displeasure.
Jodjizzit! I just can't figure out how to beat this level.
by Mr. Twinkieface December 13, 2023
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inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!
I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.
by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023
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knibadly

The least racist possible version of the N word.

Change it to niggardly so it just means stingy. -> niggardly
Remove one G so it's Niger (a country rather than a slur). -> nigardly
Add a K to the beginning so it's no longer the N word. -> knigardly
Remove the R so it's the soft R version. -> knigadly
Change the G to a B so it's nibba. -> knibadly
What's up, my knibadly?
by Mr. Twinkieface December 26, 2020
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