Mr. Tapeworm's definitions

tunnel of love

The hollow tube used to insert gerbils or other small rodents into ones rectum for sexual gratification.

Hey Bruce grease up that tunnel of love so I can make a Habitrail of my ass.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 30, 2006

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

hescher

A sub-species of the Mullet. Generally recognized by a poorly-kemp mullet or even a rat-tail hair "style", molester mustache, poor hygiene, and commonly with bad teeth. The Hescher is often part of the motorhead crowd and is into anything violent or that involves vandalism.

No one famous comes to mind....likely because Heschers are so anti-social that one wouldn't have much of a chance at being famous.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

Dependocrat

Someone who votes democrat because they rely on the pandering handouts given to them by the government. A big believer in the Nanny-State. Not quite a commie rat but with definite communist leanings. They never really accomplished anything in their life but somehow think the world owes them something.

The Authur Spooner character on "King of Queens" played brilliantly by Jerry Stiller is a good example of a dependocrat. He leeches off his daughter and son-in-law as well as the government and doesn't have a pot to piss in due to his own lack of planning or ambition.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

Pecker Snot

a slang phrase for male ejaculant. also known as cum, jiz, joy juice, man-jelly, spunk, spode, jit, jizm, white tears, chowder, dong phlegm, baby batter, coconut oil, tapicoa without the fish eyes, snake oil, man mucus.

I repeatedly shoved my veiny man-meat down her semi-willing throat and shot pecker snot all over her uvula.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006