Mr. Stabby's definitions

boxy brown

1) Duke of New York.
2) A Number 1.

UH! Happy Birthday! UH! UH! Happy Birthday! Birthday!

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

Crab Fist

The act of using a crab for the purpose of vaginal or anal intercourse.

Ugh, things were going great last night until Anthony crab fisted me... ow.

by Mr. Stabby May 23, 2004

stapleton

Someone who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name Daniel.

Dammit Stapleton, get your hands out of your pants!

by Mr. Stabby April 20, 2005

Black Eyed Peas

1) n. What company executives use when they want to feature people of color in their commercials.

Hmm... how will we apeal to today's young African-American market without losing caucasian customers... I know! We'll get the BEP! There's a group of blacks that white people can enjoy!

by Mr. Stabby March 17, 2005

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

turn game

A game (usually played on a bus) in which two opponents try to push each other as far into the aisle/window as possible whenever the vehicle makes a turn on the attacking opponent's side. The defending opponent has to either keep himself from falling into the aisle and being embarrassed or keep his body from being crushed severly against glass and metal.

I owned my friend in the turn game and he fell into an 11-year-old girl in the seat next to us.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005