Definitions by Mr. Pooper sex

Buttcrack Baby 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's butt crack

We're gonna make some buttcrack baby's tonight bitch!

Buttcrack Baby by Mr. Pooper sex January 30, 2010

Spook cash 

What Barrack Obama prints off when we run out of federal funds

" I'm broke, I could really use some spook cash right now"

Spook cash by Mr. Pooper Sex January 30, 2010

Fucked my eyes out 

To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way

Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.

Fucked my eyes out by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Beef swords 

The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting

Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar

Beef swords by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

sexually impaired 

One who cannot get laid or is a closet homosexual that loves anal raids.

I sure hope that Sean isn't sexually impaired because only flamers wear leather pants.

sexually impaired by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Pooper Sex 

that act of having sex in the anus, usually refering to gay men

ex. Dave enjoys having Pooper Sex with his boyfriend

Pooper Sex by Mr. Pooper Sex June 2, 2008