geetus

Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.
The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.
by Mr. North April 27, 2006
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Nad Flakes

1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)



Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.
by Mr. North April 18, 2009
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Sack Soup

A creamy serving of Man Juice. While it does not have to be served in a bowl, it does add to the splendor of the meal.
Last night after a toe-curling head job, I served my girlfriend a nice hot load of sack soup.
by Mr. North April 20, 2009
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yanganese

A derogatory term to describe merchandise produced in southeast asian countries. Usually uttered when describing a defective piece of merchandise. A cheap, poorly made item.
"Hey Russell, you seem to be having a hard time getting that decorative cover plate installed on that RAZR telephone."

"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"

"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."
by Mr. North May 26, 2006
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yanganese

A derogatory means of describing poor quality merchandise from the orient. Usually uttered while venting anger over the unwitting purchase of said goods.
Hey man, is that your new cell phone you bought off the internet?
Yeah, damn thing does not work!
Oh man, I thought it was brand new?
That's what I get for buying this fucking yanganese shit!!!
by Mr. North May 22, 2006
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Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.
I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.
by Mr. North April 27, 2006
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quatto

noun. a turd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.
I was sweeping out the hangar the other day, and spotted a big, nasty quatto.
by Mr. North April 27, 2006
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