geetus

Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.
The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.
by Mr. North May 25, 2006
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Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.
"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."
by Mr. North March 27, 2009
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Nad Flakes

1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)
Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.
by Mr. North April 18, 2009
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Log Splitter

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.
During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"
by Mr. North April 18, 2009
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geetus

a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.
Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus
by Mr. North May 13, 2006
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goo cannon

During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Mr. North May 08, 2006
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