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During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Mr. North May 8, 2006
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A disgusting piece of snatch.
A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.
A disgusting piece of snatch.
A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.
"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."
"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."
"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."
by Mr. North March 27, 2009
Get the Meat Casket mug.A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.
No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.
No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
"Hey Buz, look at that fine ass girl over there...she could be a model. I don't understand why she keeps having to pay for the drinks for that flea-dicked little punk that is with her. He's not that good looking, seems pretty stupid, and obviously has no money. What gives?"
"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."
"What?"
"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"
"Oh man, that is awesome."
"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."
"What?"
"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"
"Oh man, that is awesome."
"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
by Mr. North April 19, 2009
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by Mr. North May 8, 2006
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I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.
by Mr. North March 23, 2008
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A non-specific insult used as an inside joke among friends to describe anyone that happens top be in your crosshairs at that moment in time.
A non-specific insult used as an inside joke among friends to describe anyone that happens top be in your crosshairs at that moment in time.
Mr. North: "Shut the fuck up, Jerome, you're nothing but a spack."...Jerome: "What's a spack?"...Bystander hip to the joke: Trust me man, you don't wanna know."
by Mr. North March 21, 2009
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