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Definitions by Mr. North

Meat Anchor 

A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.
I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.
Meat Anchor by Mr. North March 23, 2008

Shit Moose 

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.
Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.
Shit Moose by Mr. North March 23, 2008

yanganese 

A derogatory term to describe merchandise produced in southeast asian countries. Usually uttered when describing a defective piece of merchandise. A cheap, poorly made item.
"Hey Russell, you seem to be having a hard time getting that decorative cover plate installed on that RAZR telephone."

"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"

"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."
yanganese by Mr. North May 30, 2006

yanganese 

A derogatory means of describing poor quality merchandise from the orient. Usually uttered while venting anger over the unwitting purchase of said goods.
Hey man, is that your new cell phone you bought off the internet?
Yeah, damn thing does not work!
Oh man, I thought it was brand new?
That's what I get for buying this fucking yanganese shit!!!
yanganese by Mr. North May 27, 2006
Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.
The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.
geetus by Mr. North May 25, 2006
a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.
Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus
geetus by Mr. North May 13, 2006
noun. a turd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.
I was sweeping out the hangar the other day, and spotted a big, nasty quatto.
quatto by Mr. North May 8, 2006