Mr. North's definitions

Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.

"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."

by Mr. North March 27, 2009

Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.

During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"

by Mr. North April 18, 2009

geetus

a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.

Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus

by Mr. North May 13, 2006

spack

the original definition of this word, brought forth by Mr. North back in 1988.

A non-specific insult used as an inside joke among friends to describe anyone that happens top be in your crosshairs at that moment in time.

Mr. North: "Shut the fuck up, Jerome, you're nothing but a spack."...Jerome: "What's a spack?"...Bystander hip to the joke: Trust me man, you don't wanna know."

by Mr. North March 21, 2009

Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.

I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.

by Mr. North May 8, 2006

Meat Anchor

A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.

I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.

by Mr. North March 23, 2008

Log Splitter

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.

"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."

by Mr. North April 21, 2009