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yanganese 

A derogatory term to describe merchandise produced in southeast asian countries. Usually uttered when describing a defective piece of merchandise. A cheap, poorly made item.
"Hey Russell, you seem to be having a hard time getting that decorative cover plate installed on that RAZR telephone."

"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"

"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."
yanganese by Mr. North May 30, 2006
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yanganese 

A derogatory means of describing poor quality merchandise from the orient. Usually uttered while venting anger over the unwitting purchase of said goods.
Hey man, is that your new cell phone you bought off the internet?
Yeah, damn thing does not work!
Oh man, I thought it was brand new?
That's what I get for buying this fucking yanganese shit!!!
yanganese by Mr. North May 27, 2006
Someone saying a whole lot of words to really say nothing at all deadass just talking for the sake of speaking
"What do you think of onlyfans models"
"Well I think there has to be a change but the deeper problem goes back to... yap yap yap"
"This man is fluent in yapanese he didn't even answer the question he just said a bunch of shit that didn't matter and wasted both our times"
yapanese by Professional yapper August 29, 2023
when someone is waffling so much its like a different language
commentary channel: *speaks about a rug being cleaned for 8 minutes straight*

Viewer: Blud is fluent in yapanese 💀💀💀
yapanese by bigtiddysucker August 28, 2023

yappanese 

The language spoken by yappers, aka people who talk a lot.
"Wow, Gabriella talked for hours on end yesterday! She wouldn't stop yapping! It's like she was speaking Yappanese!"
yappanese by kuroo_nyethescinceguy September 17, 2023
Someone that says a lot of words to really say nothing at all, deadass just talking for the sake of speeching.
Franky attempts to speak yapanese every chance he gets in class. Subjecting all of us to his yapanese despite being the only one fluent in the language. (no one knows what he is saying).
yapanese by 123noyapping.com October 17, 2023

yayanese 

A language including grammatical errors and words unheard of created by Man City Legend Yaya Toure

Football Verbal Lexicon
Yayanese Football teams
Livapoo
Enter milan
FC RANJAZZ
yayanese by Yaya Touré August 26, 2022
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