An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.
Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.
by Mr. North March 23, 2008
A derogatory term to describe merchandise produced in southeast asian countries. Usually uttered when describing a defective piece of merchandise. A cheap, poorly made item.
"Hey Russell, you seem to be having a hard time getting that decorative cover plate installed on that RAZR telephone."
"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"
"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."
"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"
"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."
by Mr. North May 30, 2006
noun. a turd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.
by Mr. North May 08, 2006
1) Loose flakes of skin that gently flitter to the ground when you remove your underwear. (Provided your nut sack is not currently excessively sweaty)
Sherry was on her knees preparing to give me a blowjob...when she snatched my underwear down she paused for a moment as Nad Flakes were seen shimmering in the light gently falling towards her face like snow.
by Mr. North April 18, 2009
A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick.
A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.
No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.
No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
"Hey Buz, look at that fine ass girl over there...she could be a model. I don't understand why she keeps having to pay for the drinks for that flea-dicked little punk that is with her. He's not that good looking, seems pretty stupid, and obviously has no money. What gives?"
"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."
"What?"
"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"
"Oh man, that is awesome."
"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."
"What?"
"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"
"Oh man, that is awesome."
"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
by Mr. North April 19, 2009
I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.
by Mr. North May 08, 2006