yanganese

A derogatory term to describe merchandise produced in southeast asian countries. Usually uttered when describing a defective piece of merchandise. A cheap, poorly made item.
"Hey Russell, you seem to be having a hard time getting that decorative cover plate installed on that RAZR telephone."

"Yeah. I should never have bought this worthless piece of Yanganese shit!"

"Hey man, it's time for lunch...let go get Yanganese."
by Mr. North May 30, 2006
mugGet the yanganesemug.

quatto

noun. a turd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.
I was sweeping out the hangar the other day, and spotted a big, nasty quatto.
by Mr. North May 08, 2006
mugGet the quattomug.

Shit Moose

An insulting term to describe a fat nasty bitch that you spot in a club. The term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty.
Russell and I were at the Electric Cowboy the other night, and it seemed like every girl that walked by was a fucking Shit Moose.
by Mr. North March 23, 2008
mugGet the Shit Moosemug.

AC/DC

Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick.

A increasing trend among women these days, you can be at the club, or any other social gathering and spot women that are generally good looking but yet are walking around with some stupid-ass punk that mistreats her in every possible way.

No readily availible explanation, unless these happen to be women with very low self esteem, and consider themslves lucky to have landed an Ass Crumb.
"Hey Buz, look at that fine ass girl over there...she could be a model. I don't understand why she keeps having to pay for the drinks for that flea-dicked little punk that is with her. He's not that good looking, seems pretty stupid, and obviously has no money. What gives?"

"AC/DC Man...That's all it is."

"What?"

"Ass Crumb with a Dumb Chick"

"Oh man, that is awesome."

"Yeah, let's go beat his ass and then invite her for a threeway."
by Mr. North April 19, 2009
mugGet the AC/DCmug.

Jizz Fest

A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.
I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.
by Mr. North May 08, 2006
mugGet the Jizz Festmug.

yanganese

A derogatory means of describing poor quality merchandise from the orient. Usually uttered while venting anger over the unwitting purchase of said goods.
Hey man, is that your new cell phone you bought off the internet?
Yeah, damn thing does not work!
Oh man, I thought it was brand new?
That's what I get for buying this fucking yanganese shit!!!
by Mr. North May 27, 2006
mugGet the yanganesemug.

Meat Anchor

A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.
I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.
by Mr. North March 23, 2008
mugGet the Meat Anchormug.