Brazil

A country inhabited in South America by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. It was discovered by the aliens conveniently around the Age of Exploration, so they cover up the fact they're from outer-space by claiming they're from a European country called "Portugal", which doesn't exist. They're "language" is actually a heavily bastardized form of Spanish. This form of Spanish occurred when the Aliens tried learning the language of the other Europeans there (the Spanish), but they're alien accent was so heavy that they were barely intelligible by the Spanish, and so it was decided that it was a completely different language. As for the country itself, it is a complete hellscape, home to some of the most unspeakably horrid monstrosities known to man. The locals commonly try to kill everyone who dares to enter, meaning escaping this country is a feat that can only be completed by the most brave and courageous of men. There are no laws in Brazil, the country is complete anarchy, and crime runs rampant throughout.

Guy 1: Hey dude, I met this really sexy girl online, she's from Brazil. I'm going there to visit her
Guy 2: Are you insane!? Brazil is hellish anarchy, she's trying to lure you in so you'll die.
Guy 1: Uh... Okey dokey, then.

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022

Karate

It is supposed to be an Okinawan martial art; however, in America, it's become synonymous with literally any martial art (much to the dismay of everyone else)

Guy 1: Yo, those are some cool Karate skills!
Guy 2: It's actually Muay Thai
Guy 1: I know, that's Karate, right?
Guy 2: -_-

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge June 03, 2023

Argument Bible

A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.

"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge July 26, 2022

Portugal

Portugal is a fictitious country made up by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. The Brazilians made it up to cover up the fact they are from outer-space. Anybody who says they're from Portugal are Brazilian actors, and anyone who has "visited" Portugal were actually just drugged and flew to Brazil. They're so high they think that they are in Portugal.

Guy 1: Dude, I just visited Portugal, the beaches were so beautiful.
Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal.
Guy 1: What the fuck?

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022

Furgeoises

Rich-ass furfags.

"Dammit, that Furgeoises just posted on r/furry!"

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge May 23, 2022

What if

Two words P.E. coaches absolutely despise.

P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start!

Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?

P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?

Student: What the fuck?

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge November 14, 2022

Ohio

A perfectly normal State with absolutely no abnormalities whatsoever. Sorry, the Ohio demons told me to type that last sentence, in actuality, it is completely batshfdasfjawklfg;;

Ignore that lame bastard above, Ohio is completely and totally normal, and we are definitely not Ohio demons who murdered him so we could change his definition to comply with our policy against informing the public of our plans of world domination.

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge February 02, 2023