Definitions by Mr. Jesus

Ewok girl 

The very essence of ugly. Something that does not belong in this world. A girl who goes to my high school that looks like an ewok and wears short shorts.

Oh my god. That girl is disgusting I swear to god she is an Ewok girl.

Ewok girl by Mr. Jesus December 17, 2007

Side whore 

Someone who takes all the sides from the table and doesn't leave any for anyone else at the table.

God Mary is such a side whore we had some KFC yesterday and she took all the mashed potatoes for herself. God she is such a side whore!

Side whore by Mr. Jesus November 16, 2007

Marmadillo 

Half marshmallow - Half armadillo

Hey I saw a Marmadillo the other -person 1
Cool - person 2

Marmadillo by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

punjabosaurus 

A really ancient old indian lady walks down the block and just takes a leave from my neighbor's tree smells it and walks back.

"Slowly and quietly the punjabosaurus comes down on her daily walk to feed on the local foilage"

punjabosaurus by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

sloth

A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.

"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"

sloth by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007