Mr. Homophobia's definitions

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Load

A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.

I just dumped a big load.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

Homophobia

It is a manifestation of straight men's fears that may include the following. The fear of getting rounded out. The fear of sucking poop off a pole. The fear of cross dressing. The manifestation of this fear normally surfaces as guys at a bar that beet men up that seem to be looking at their butts.

That big burly guy at the bar has homophobia, be just beet up that limpy wristed fag.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Mr. Magoo

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.

Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President (Kamala Harris) as she often stand at the podium and spews crap out of her mouth while lifting her skirt yelling look I'm Hairless.

Look it's Kamala Hairless, she has no bush.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

The Sister Switchero

A limpy wristed fag that dresses like a girl while attending the gay pride parade.

Gee, that cross dresser is confusing. It looks like he's been confused by The Sister Switchero.

by Mr. Homophobia May 28, 2023