Popcorn

Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.
Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 22, 2020
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Cheese

Cheese, the best of foods, sent down to the earth by the Most High himself! Cheese comes in many varieties and all are delicious! Cheese is considered a miracle food. It is guaranteed to lift your spirits! Cheese can also be put on anything! There is nothing that can not be consumed without a side of cheese!
Also, if you ever walk into a store that does not have cheese for sale, it is considered your ethical dutie to shoot the owner through the heart.
Man! This cheese really made me feel better!
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 22, 2020
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Cheetle

Cheetle, a cheetle is someone who eats cheetos... a lot! Because of this, cheetle's often leave behind orange finger prints. This is an important note to make because cheetle's... often are to blame for many things. These things include, but are not limited to, the following: Rug stains, emotional discomfort, murders, strokes, heart attacks, breaking flower pots, bribing street performers, and general day to day discomforts.
So, considering how many things cheetle's are to blame for... you can imagine why it is nice that they always leave behind orange finger prints.
1. Man! I had a really bad day! All kinds of things went wrong! And there were a ton of just plain odd occurrences...

2. Blame it on the cheetle.
by Mr. G. G. Ginger March 05, 2020
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Condiculous

Condiculous, something that is extremely confusing, but makes enough sense for you to comprehend that it is absolutely ridiculous.
1. "Man! This schedule is ridiculous! Plus, I can barely understand it! It's so confusing!"
2. "It's condiculous."
by Mr. G. G. Ginger March 12, 2020
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Questiony

Questiony,

1. To do something in a questioning (or in extreme cases, interrogating) manner. Often used to refer to the manner in which Russians ask questions or say things in general.

2. Also used to refer to questionable behavior.
1. Man! The Russian Captain made his statement in a questiony manner!

2. Man! The way they stole that guys internal organs was pretty questiony...
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 26, 2020
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Tea

A drink made by brewing mixtures of exotic leaves and other plants in hot water. It is very easy to fall in love with tea and and form an addiction to it. This makes it an excellent tool for world domination and negotiating.
Man! I just can't get enough tea! It's so good!
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020
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Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.
A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020
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