Mr. Ed 's definitions

jimi hendrix

Jimi is unbelievable...he was left-handed (like me) never learned to read or write music, and played a right-handed guitar upside down...the only other person who ever did that was paul mccartney

Hendrix rocks FOREVER

by Mr. Ed March 9, 2005

Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

fuckwit

Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.

DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.

by Mr. Ed January 25, 2004

The Beatles

To the guy who said this: "A band who is really really over rated. Some songs are okay, but they're not that great. I'm tired of people telling me how influential they were. and I am not one of those linkin park fans either. I hate linkin park and modern rock, rap, hip hop, and other really bad music. I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Boston, AC/DC, BTO, Foreigner, etc, but the Beatles are over rated."...ok buddy most of the bands you listed there wouldnt be nearly as damn good as they are if they hadnt been infuenced by the beatles...

beatles kick ass forever

by Mr. Ed March 2, 2005

paul mccartney

paul is mostly known as the cute beatle (hottest, easiest to approach, most comfortable in public eye, etc.) but hes extremely talented as well...when he started to play guitar, he had to get a right-handed guitar and play it upside down and he had to strum the strings upwards instead of downwards... he had to alter it with piano strings for him to be able to play it normally...helter skelter is the best beatles song ever

paul mccartney kicks ass!

by Mr. Ed March 10, 2005

Linkin park.

possibly the shittiest band in existance...they know like 2 guitar chords and they fucking suck..

linkin park fan: omg theyre soo cool i could just suck them all if they asked me

everyone else: Die you fucking loser

by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005

the beatles

best fucking band in the whole damn history of anything...im so sick of those punk nu-metallers sayin shit like "o theyre goody-goody" and im like "fuck no they were kickass man"

Come back home, John and George...we miss you...

by Mr. Ed May 13, 2005