Definitions by Mr. Cocksson

Drop the spoon

When you're at a fancy restaurant and your partner drops the spoon to signal it's time for dessert under the table.

- I mean he drop the spoon on me, what could I do?

_ That's soo 90'ies! My BF simply told me to get down to it.

Drop the spoon by Mr. Cocksson November 29, 2020

Conference cop 

Having sexual intercouse on a conference with someone you met at the said conference.

Jeez, I really hope for getting some conference cop this weekend.

Conference cop by Mr. Cocksson March 1, 2020

Courtesy friend 

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

Courtesy friend by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.

- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.

counter troll by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017