Definitions by Mr. Callipygian

Mystery box whore 

Someone, who when playing Zombies on COD, who will do anything including fuck up the whole game for a shot at the mystery box.

"Quit being a mystery box whore!"

Mystery box whore by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Hunger Fart 

When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.

I have the hunger farts. I better eat some food.

Hunger Fart by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Wife Beating 

An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"

Wife Beating by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

Millennium Falcon Syndrome by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Axl Rosing 

Not showing up on time, or at all for an important event because you didn't feel like it. This resembles the behavior of Axl Rose.

Person 1: "Dude why didn't you show up for your wedding"
Person 2: "I felt like Axl Rosing"

Axl Rosing by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011