pay for gas

To give road head in exchange for a ride.
Oral sex for compensation.

"What a great night. I found a cute hitchhiker willing to pay for gas."

by Mr. BRW February 06, 2008

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 05, 2008

sniffer's row

The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."

"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."

by Mr. BRW February 07, 2008

Hmonglish

Combination of Hmong and English. Usually used to make fun of a Hmong person's poor English or grammatical mistakes or as a Hmong person's excuse for poor English or grammatical mistakes.

"Mary is a total bitch. She's always ripping on Lee for her Hmonglish."

by Mr. BRW February 06, 2008

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 05, 2008

gape it

To spread your ass cheeks open wide to prepare for insertion.

"I bought my girl a diamond today. She's gonna gape it for me for sure."

by Mr. BRW February 19, 2008

skinemax

Nickname for the premium cable channel Cinemax due to it's penchant for showing soft-core porn at night.

"Skinemax is a lot cheaper than going to the strip club."

by Mr. BRW February 05, 2008