Mr. Aaron's definitions

High Fructose Corn Syrup

N. A sweetener created by repeatedly processing corn starch into strange molecules. Difficult to digest and burn off. Is widely believed to be a lead contributer to America's obesity epidemic.

Everything at McDonalds except the coffee contains High Fructose Corn Syrup.

by Mr. Aaron October 3, 2005

stupidfunny

Adj. Describes something that is both stupid and funny at the same time.

When Brandon skateboarded into the road and got hit by a taxi, it was stupidfunny.

by Mr. Aaron October 3, 2005

jiggly

N. A general term for a heart attack, stroke, or similar episode.

Call the paramedics! We've got some sort of jiggly!

by Mr. Aaron October 3, 2005