indiana fudge finder

A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.

Tim could find the fudge any where. He is a master Indiana fudge Finder.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

zumba chicks

Fat sweaty hogs jumping around like injured walruses. Can be found in packs

Holy shit Zumba chicks are coming run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017