Mr p@ul's definitions

Uncle Wick

When a woman buys a bag of blow in exchange for her nephew's soul.

My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Chit

Your name. That unbelievable play on words which makes me hate the english language

Chit: Is there a black purse in here?
Woman: Chit there is a white person in here too...

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025