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Definitions by Mr p@ul

Clown Viagra

Get two beers and a bump of clown viagra and I'll be ready
Clown Viagra by Mr p@ul December 19, 2025
A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.
High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
Uncle Jim by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle Wick

When a woman buys a bag of blow in exchange for her nephew's soul.
My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.
Uncle Wick by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025
Your name. That unbelievable play on words which makes me hate the english language
Chit: Is there a black purse in here?
Woman: Chit there is a white person in here too...
Chit by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025