Definitions by Mr p@ul
Uncle Jim
A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.
High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's
Uncle Wick
My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.
Uncle Wick by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025