Mr X's definitions

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

Brace

Save Brace - when someone puts a coin into your pint, usually copper, forcing you down it in order to save Brace from drowning.

Save brace!

by Mr X March 23, 2004

bajoo

old school indian gujarati word (insult) that all the kids during the 80's/early 90's used. can't believe noone uses this no more. sad. so very very sad.

ur a feking bajoo maannnnn.

by mr x December 26, 2004

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

qwerty

A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.

Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down

by mr x February 11, 2004

the curse

a watery sensation around your arm pit area, usually build by excessive sweating.

JD's curse was so bad he need prescription deodorant to make things better for himself.

by mr x November 28, 2004

cunting cunt

One whom is not merely a cunt, but a cunting cunt.

Why is it that all chavs are cunting cunts?

by Mr x March 21, 2004