Mr X's definitions

Brace

Save Brace - when someone puts a coin into your pint, usually copper, forcing you down it in order to save Brace from drowning.

Save brace!

by Mr X March 23, 2004

helpie

FIrstly I invented the word a couple of years ago, when a group of my wife's friends wanted to all have their mobile phone photograph taken and it could only be done with me taking the picture.

So I said, I will help you by taking the photo, so the whole group could be in the picture and I will call it a HELPIE.

A single person, or a group of people, who want their mobile phone / camera photograph taken, however they all want to be in the picture, so I offer to take the photo for them and it is a " helpie " A helpie is always a much improved photograph over a selfie.

by Mr X November 24, 2018

Sawoit

Derived from the Ben Warren dialects, 'sawoit' translates to our english term 'sweet' (see sweet).
Also see Poinaches

"class dismissed"
"S@w0I+!!!1!!1!"

by MR X December 20, 2004

going nuts

"going crazy" see goes nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"

by mr x January 29, 2004

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

cafegueria

A gay locale, i.e. gym, bar, or any other entertainment/lifestyle venue that caters towards a homosexual crowd

The Equinox gym in the West Village is a total cafegueria.

by Mr X June 10, 2004

qwerty

A keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. Now there isn's a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. Why it is still in use is a mystery.

Those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
Invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down

by mr x February 11, 2004