Definitions by Mr Wolf
CHITALIAN
Italian goods manufactured in China. Sold on the premise that they are Italian, but actually come from China.
My wife fell in love with a pair of Italian boots, but was disappointed to find they were Chitalian.
That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.
After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.
That chick was hot in her Chitalian leather coat.
After paying a heap of money for those Italian heels, Suzie was pissed to find they were Chitalian.
SLEAZEL
Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
Bead Bait
Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
tree bling
All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
tree bling by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
RED LIGHT TEXTING
Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
RED LIGHT TEXTING by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
POD UP
Renting a POD container to move your stuff. PODs are delivered to your driveway for you to load up. Once loaded the POD is picked up and sent to your new crib.
Stan's family is going to POD up and move to California.
Wolf said, "Let's POD up ourselves, not use a mover, and save money."
After their POD up move, Steve wanted to keep the POD and park his ATV and motorcycle in it.
Wolf said, "Let's POD up ourselves, not use a mover, and save money."
After their POD up move, Steve wanted to keep the POD and park his ATV and motorcycle in it.
CRIB MIDGET
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
CRIB MIDGET by MR WOLF January 25, 2008