13 definitions by Mr Swipe
Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
Someone who's so fugly you wouldn't be seen dead with them in public, but they're ok to fuck occasionally as long as you put a paper bag over their head. Also known as Fugbuddy.
Dude, that bitch is so fugly I wouldn't be caught dead with her, but she makes a good Fug Buddy if no one else is available.
by Mr Swipe August 21, 2007
Dude I was in Patpong Road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said: "Herro handsome GI, want to give me Cunniringus? One dorrah sucky sucky. Me ruv you rong time"!
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
A group of women who obsess about fragrance 24/7 on internet message boards like makeupalley.com. For most of them it's become an obsessive compulsive disorder and they'll wax lyrically over the top notes of feces, middle notes of urine, and a base note of vomit found in a bottle of Serge Lutens. Their behavior is bordering on retarded, hence FragTard.
by Mr Swipe August 21, 2007
The Asian pronunciation of Fellatio, meaning to perform oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known in slang as a Blowjob.
Dude, I was walking in Patpong road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said "Herro GI, want me to give you ferratio? Me ruv you rong time, One do$$ah sucky sucky!".
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.
by Mr Swipe September 6, 2007