Definitions by Mr Swipe

Ferratio 

The Asian pronunciation of Fellatio, meaning to perform oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known in slang as a Blowjob.

Dude, I was walking in Patpong road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said "Herro GI, want me to give you ferratio? Me ruv you rong time, One do$$ah sucky sucky!".

Ferratio by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

critteris by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

San Francisco Steam Train

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.

San Francisco Steam Train by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

krutt

A krutt is a krusty butt. A male or female who had anal sex but didn't wash afterwards, leaving a krust of sperm and feces in the anal area.

I was going to have anal sex with George Michael until I realised he still had a Krutt from his last sexual encounter.

krutt by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

kritoris

A krust of female smegma located in the clitoral area. A gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which may dried around the edges. May be more krusty on women with large labia, or those who don't wash the genitals thoroughly.

Similar meaning to Krabia.

May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".

I was going to perform cunninglingus on my girlfriend Holly until I realised she had a lethal smelling Kritoris.

Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?

kritoris by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

krabia

A krust of smegma located in the inner labial region of female genitalia. Odor similar to gorgonzola cheese, can be white or yellow in appearance, and has krusty edges. Usually occurs in women with very big labia, or those who don't wash their genitals thoroughly. Similar to a Kritoris but located in the inner labia area.

I was going to perofrm cunninglingus on my new girlfriend until I realised her vagina smelled of aged cheese and she had bad crumbly Krabia. I ran away as fast as I could.

krabia by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007