krabia

A krust of smegma located in the inner labial region of female genitalia. Odor similar to gorgonzola cheese, can be white or yellow in appearance, and has krusty edges. Usually occurs in women with very big labia, or those who don't wash their genitals thoroughly. Similar to a Kritoris but located in the inner labia area.

I was going to perofrm cunninglingus on my new girlfriend until I realised her vagina smelled of aged cheese and she had bad crumbly Krabia. I ran away as fast as I could.

by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

Krabitalism

The noxious greed of bourgeoi-crustaceans. Specifically shown in Spongebob Squarepants, it shows Mr. Krabs' oppression towards the gentle laborer.

"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

by Javier2798 September 26, 2017

Krablar

In the card/poker game, texas hold-em, you are dealt two down cards. If you are dealt, King-Three (K3) it also know as the King-Crab (for the three's resemblance to a crab) or the "Krablar". If one were to win the hand with these holdings, it is suggested that they make a pinching motion with their fingers in a salute to the Krablar.

no example, just ball at LC, 10-20

by Tyler Robison May 20, 2005

krabitz

Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.

As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid

The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit

As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn

For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".

As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?

Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!

As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.

Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.

by theAntiRiced December 12, 2008

edna krabappoly

The Edna Krabapple version of Monopoly, known to go after Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly and Galip-olopoly

Still doesn't beat normal Monopoly though

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

fet krabba

A fet krabba is a retarded kid usually name Axel, Axel is also short and looks like a Mexican.

Axel is a fet krabba

by beabedbbe September 7, 2020

mr krabinese

Noun: a language that is communicated through only gifs of Mr. Krabs

1:

Spongebob: (Insert a Mr. Krabs gif here)

Mr. Krabs: ARGH SONGEBOB. STOP SPEAKING IN THAR MR KRABINESE OR ILL SHOVE MY VERY FIRST DOLLAR IN YER SQUAREPANTS!

by StickyPancakes June 24, 2016