HTG

Acronym for "Hand To God." For when you are swearing to your truthfulness. Ironically, irregardless of one's religious outlook.

"HTG, I want you before all others "
"HTG?"
"HTG!"

by Mr Special September 04, 2019

ADI

Absolutely Delightful Individual

"How was the dinner date?"
"Great. I could not have had better company."
"An ADI?"
"Absolutley."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.

"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.

by Mr Special September 05, 2018

shedrivesmecrazy

The effect that a girl who is the best at everything has on a guy. Like her dress, her make up, her creativity or just that she is so nice.

Guy 1: "See that girls costume? And her makeup! She is so creative!"
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."

Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."

by Mr Special March 23, 2019

nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.

"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.

"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."

by Mr Special July 08, 2019