Mr Special's definitions

bitchorslut

A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you

"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"

"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."

How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018

HAEUO

He always ends up obsessing

That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.

You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

Carcamping

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

SUI

Shopping Under the Influence

I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

Snug bug

Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.

"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."

"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

by Mr Special August 16, 2019