by Mr Special September 02, 2018
A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 28, 2018
"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
by Mr Special August 20, 2019
Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.
That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.
That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.
by Mr Special March 18, 2021
The effect that a girl who is the best at everything has on a guy. Like her dress, her make up, her creativity or just that she is so nice.
Guy 1: "See that girls costume? And her makeup! She is so creative!"
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."
Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."
Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."
by Mr Special March 23, 2019
Really But Not Really
When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR
by Mr Special March 17, 2021
"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
by Mr Special July 08, 2019