Definitions by Mr Special

Yeeh

What total slack jawed losers say instead of yes or yeah. Usually uttered by placing the tongue on the back of their bottom teeth while pushing their lower mandible forward like some throwback hairy fucking ape.

"Dude did you just shit your pants?"
"Yeeh"

Yeeh by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Carcamping 

Euphemism for living in your car

"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."

"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."

Carcamping by Mr Special August 16, 2019

dick in drawer 

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

dick in drawer by Mr Special August 16, 2019

CVS

An acronym for Crown Vic Sex

"Wow your interior is huge too!"
"CVS all the way baby."

CVS by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Choke hold 

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

Choke hold by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Nosespum 

When your cum comes out her nostrils

I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum

Nosespum by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Dickrulette

The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner

"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."

Dickrulette by Mr Special August 16, 2019