Mr Smith 's definitions

bbc 2

Blades Business Crew's youth squad

Young Dee dahs who like to fight at matches

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Yorkshire

Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer

But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea

by mr smith March 6, 2005

wanking pit

a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on

Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit

by mr smith March 8, 2005

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

dole q

The dole que is the line of scruffy smelly bastards that appears in your local post office every thursday when the giro's are delivered

I was gunna get a stamp but i refuse to stand in the fucking dole q

by mr smith March 8, 2005

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005