15 definitions by Mr Magoe

Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.
It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.

By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.

In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014
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The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.
Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.

Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.

Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.
by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014
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To mail lifetime companions, Who are both painters, Who argue over sports such as football and bowling, Who work way too little for very few hours each day, Who are often very big in the gaming community, Who enjoy 420 breaks, Andar a cross between modern-day Bill and Ted and Cheech And Chong.
Some call Rick and Terry butt buddies others call them lifemates.

Ridley Rick thinks baseballs harder and bowling that's what makes him a butt buddy
by Mr Magoe October 16, 2014
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To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day
I just set up for the day and now i just been Cooped.
by Mr Magoe September 12, 2014
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A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters
That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.
by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014
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The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.
He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.

His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.
by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014
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A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.
Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.

Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.
by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019
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