scrawl

Messy or illegible handwriting, usually a signature or a small piece of graffiti. Doctors and other health workers are masters of the scrawl.

"Call that a signature, it's just one big scrawl!"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

bilbo

For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.

"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."

by Mr Ben April 22, 2005

Red October

Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.

"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

frisbee

The true definition of the word refers to the popular disc-shaped toy that can be thrown around by machoegotists on the beach. However, it can also refer to any old videogame on CD that you no longer want and is so old, it's impossible to sell. Even on Ebay.

"God damn, I've sure got a lot of frisbees here. You want some?"

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

dufus

A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.

"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

buzzword

A contemporary yet cliched word, saying or catchphrase, often used by incompetent managers in an attempt to motivate staff. Which fails.

"Always a pleasure, Mr Ben. Never a chore." - greeting given every day by one of Mr Ben's former supervisors. Example can be found in the book "Managerial Bollocks For Dummies", priced £2.99.

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Sky News

The world's first, greatest and only 24-hour-a-day rolling news channel. Only it has commercials. And shit journalists with corporate agendas. Basically, the Western World's equivilent to Communist Chinese TV.

"And now on Sky News, there's trouble at our rival station BBC News 24. Hahaha! Serves them right. Ahem! Where was I?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005