chunk monster

An individual who is somewhat large in size, due to a perceived excess of food and/or alcohol consumption. An insult.

"Look out, here comes the chunk monster!"

by Mr Ben February 07, 2005

thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

pidgeon

Similar to a bilbo, a pidgeon was a character during games of AD&D who wasn't given much chance of survival. What seperated a bilbo from a pidgeon was not bad luck but a staggeringly poor performance during combat. Custom dictates that other players must coo repeatedly when a pidgeon is trying to attack someone.

"Don't worry about Tharg The Destroyer, he's a real pidgeon..."

by Mr Ben April 22, 2005

spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

thieving gypsy bastards

Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.

"Thieving gypsy bastards!"

by Mr Ben February 09, 2005

SLA Industries

Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.

"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.

by Mr Ben February 09, 2005