clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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newidium

A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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ickle

A tiny item or person but with a huge amount of cuteness and/or youth attached. Coined by ginger-haired freak Chris Evans during the Nineties.

Ickle may be used in the same way as mister, before the person's name.
"Can you tell me if Ickle Sally working today?"
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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satnav woman

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
by Mr Ben July 18, 2006
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gloop

To shoot or snipe someone in the back, without their knowledge (and probably, their approval).
"I would happily shoot him if he was on the job. Gloop him!" - Rimmer to Lister, "Red Dwarf - Justice"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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hippo

1. A large amphibious land animal, looking like a fat, gray, leathery horse. They have a huge mouth with missing teeth and a foul temper. Do not approach or feed.

2. A fat woman dressing up in clothes several sizes to small. Do not approach of feed.
1. "And now we see the hippo in their natural habitat..."

2. "God damn, that bitch is a right hippo!"
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.
"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"
by Mr Ben August 02, 2006
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