Definitions by Mr Ben

sadsack 

An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.

sadsack by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

frisbee 

The true definition of the word refers to the popular disc-shaped toy that can be thrown around by machoegotists on the beach. However, it can also refer to any old videogame on CD that you no longer want and is so old, it's impossible to sell. Even on Ebay.

"God damn, I've sure got a lot of frisbees here. You want some?"

frisbee by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

SLA Industries 

Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.

"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.

SLA Industries by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

black holes 

Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.

"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.

black holes by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

kick off 

To begin or start, usually associated with an event of some description.

"What time does the party kick off, Mr Ben?"

kick off by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

rake 

A person who can eat shitloads of food but not put on any weight. Big hair not required. See also mop.

"I was a rake until I went to University and now look at me."

rake by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

mumsey 

To be over-protective or smoothering of another individual. A mumsey person will not stop to think how mumsey they are - indeed, they will not see how embarrassing or annoying it can be.

"Make sure you've got everything. I've put enough sandwiches in your suitcase to feed a small army and I've squeezed in two thermos flasks of coffee. Don't forget to call us when you ge back! Have you got everything..." - typical mumsey reaction when I return to London after visiting the parents in Norfolk.

mumsey by Mr Ben February 8, 2005