67 definitions by Mr Ben
That horrible oil that gathers around the edge of a dinner plate whilst eating badly-cooked or cheap canteen food. Unnaturally red or yellow in colour and about as good for your health as a heart attack.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.
Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?
Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.
"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"
"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"
"Not yet, mom."
"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"
"Not yet, mom."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
The feeling you get when an idea or concept is beyond your understanding. Also used to describe the idea or concept that causes head-fucking.
"You know that painting by Dali with the elephant with the giraffe legs? That gives me a serious head fuck, man."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005