the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists

The ultimate survival tool is so idiotic

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

う( 3 )う

It means for someone to say “come here and kiss me”

Jimmy: hey, Joe, う( 3 )う
Joe: Okay, Jimmy

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 25, 2020

catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf

When people type cat on their computer and think of people who are so mean

Person: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate joe
Joe: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate person

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

🇰🇷

South Korea

Jimmy: I want to go to 🇰🇷
Joe: what’s 🇰🇷?
Jimmy: South Korea

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 December 31, 2019

Chips

How British people say french fries

Gordon Ramsay: but it’s fish and chips,
Chef: yes
Gordon Ramsay: Piss off, will ya, blimey

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020