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Definitions by Mozambique πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ

catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf 

When people type cat on their computer and think of people who are so mean
Person: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate joe
Joe: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate person

babies eating lemons 

The cutest thing ever
I like babies eating lemons

jimmy and joe 

Two Gay people who are married and talk too much on the urban dictionary
Non gay guy at McDonald’s: have you ever seen Jimmy and Joe, Sarah?
Sarah: no
Jimmy and Joe: we are gayayayayayayAyayAYAYAayayaH

the ultimate survival tool 

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists
The ultimate survival tool is so idiotic

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Jimmy: I want to go to πŸ‡°πŸ‡·
Joe: what’s πŸ‡°πŸ‡·?
Jimmy: South Korea
A sad face with a tearful eye πŸ‘
Bill: ;(
Jimmy: why are u ;(
Bill: My bunny won’t hug me
;( by Mozambique πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ December 29, 2019