Definitions by Moustache Squeege

Homiehead

It’s when you suck your buddy’s dick, but you’re not really gay.

First guy: “Hey I could use some homiehead tonight.”

Second guy : “Why not. It’s my turn brah.”

Homiehead by Moustache Squeege September 5, 2025

Finch 

A plain female. Nothing bad, just blah. Female finches are boring. A non-entity.

Look at the finch at the end of the bar all alone. I'd go over, but why?

Finch by Moustache Squeege January 24, 2023

Admitting Dying Alone 

When a person publicly belching (or fart) and says nothing. That person has decided they are going to die alone. They never apologize for the simplest of common manners.

Belching and saying nothing. It is an accepted tacitly that you are admitting dying alone.

Admitting Dying Alone by Moustache Squeege August 1, 2022

Turdmerc

A person who was hired to rape a dude's butt.

I heard he got taken by a turdmerc at the party.

Turdmerc by Moustache Squeege June 21, 2016