Moses's definitions

Koellner

One of the most brilliant minds in the paintball industry. And future emperor of the known universe. Koellner owns and operates K Corp. with Ramday as his CEO of "Cool"

Koellner a name that will last in infamy.

by Moses December 13, 2004

Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.

Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.

by Moses November 23, 2003

anti-American

1) Real anti-Americans are those that hate the United States to the point where they are willing to perform acts of treason and/or terrorism. (To state the blatantly obvious, see Osama bin Laden. I hate myself)
2) Those who have been labeled anti-American for disagreeing with the policies of the government and the President. (At the risk of sounding partisan, Michael Moore. I think he really does love the U.S.)

1) Why did I have to pander and say bin Laden... why?
2) Just because you love America doesn't mean you can't be ashamed of it.

by Moses September 14, 2004

rosey

Usually in reference to one's palm and is generally accompanied with her five friends (i.e. one's fingers). The term is usually used in reference to masturbation on the male's part.

Guy 1: You have a date with Rosey last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! Rosey is such a slut. She brought her five friends along too. It was an orgy!

by Moses February 4, 2004

revolutionary

A person who advocates immediate, drastic change, often using violence. On far left of political spectrum, opposite of a reactionary.

Why do people not like the concept of revolutions in other countries? The United States was created because of a revolution, and we turned out alright.

by Moses June 16, 2004

war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)

Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.

by Moses April 7, 2005

K-T

Kroger Tard- Someone who works at the Kroger grocery store.

My friend Krug is a tard to begin with, now he works at Kroger and is a KT.

by Moses December 13, 2003