tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

good with colour

To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.

Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.

What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

abfab

Arse Both Front And Back.
A lady with such a 'lovely personality' that, when viewed from the waist down, it is impossible to tell which way she is facing unless you can see her feet.

Look at the state of that!
Yeah definitely an abfab.

by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

My nipper

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.

I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008