Moonknight 's definitions

shock and awe

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Shock: One in the stink
Awe: Two in the pink

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

owns my face

The highest state of ownage, because your face is all you have. Can be positive or negative.

Oh God, this new, unreleased Coheed & Cambria owns my fucking face!

by MoonKnight September 1, 2003

hiya

Similar to heya.

Hiya, sweetie.

by MoonKnight December 1, 2002

united states of whatever

"Whatever." Allusion to Liam Lynch's (of Sifl and Olly) song "United States of Whatever".

You know what, if you can't even take 2 minutes to take a look at that, it's my United States of Whatever.

by MoonKnight February 26, 2003

drop and unload

To drop your pants, masturbate, and end with orgasm.

(Inner Monologue): Oh god, she's so hot, I just want to drop and unload right here!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

fishing

Masturbation.

Comes from "Master Baiter", get it?

Guys, I can't go out tonight, I'm going fishing.

by MoonKnight April 17, 2003

second place

Second Place is First Loser

1> Dude, I did alright. I came in second.
2> Man, second place is first loser!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002