Definitions by Moonknight

Ralph Wiggum 

Provider of great quotes.

Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Ralph Wiggum by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

Vespa 

Italian company. Name usually used to refer to any of the elite motorized scooters the company produces.

Can I drive you home on my Vespa?

Vespa by MoonKnight November 27, 2002

fkn 

Fuckin'.

What is this fkn thing?

fkn by MoonKnight November 26, 2002

exhaust

Usually used to describe aftermarket part added to cars. If used properly, makes a very nice deep growl. Used improperly yields a very shitty sound, like on crappy rice rockets because they think it adds 25 hp. Also see fart pipe aka fart can.

Shit, man, i like that growl.

exhaust by MoonKnight November 26, 2002

how dare you 

Common phrase said by Adam Carolla to Dr. Drew Pinsky on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline.

Dr. Drew: But Adam, I thought you said you like that stuff.
Adam: How dare you!

how dare you by MoonKnight November 25, 2002

winamp 

When used as a verb, it means to play a song in winamp.

You got the latest Allister cd? Winamp it!

winamp by MoonKnight November 25, 2002

mobile 

Better name than "cell phone". "Cell phone" just sounds tacky, while calling your mobile a "moe-bile" sounds very elite. It's also what the Brits call their mobile phones.

Call me up on my mobile, houses!

mobile by MoonKnight November 25, 2002